Use of English PRO

A Numerical Joke

It is often the (0) CASE that the simplest jokes prove the most durable, and the old line about why ten is afraid of seven is a good example. On the (1) .......... of it, the joke is absurd: numbers are abstract symbols and therefore incapable of fear, appetite or criminal intent. Yet the punchline somehow (2) .......... because it exploits a neat ambiguity in English pronunciation. The phrase 'seven ate nine' sounds identical to 'seven eight nine', allowing the listener to (3) .......... between a harmless counting sequence and a miniature story of numerical violence. Much of the joke's appeal also (4) .......... in its economy. There is no elaborate set-up, no cultural knowledge to draw (5) .........., and no need for explanation once the hearer has grasped the sound pattern. In that sense, it belongs to a long tradition of wordplay that depends less on logic than on the mind's willingness to (6) .......... along with an obviously impossible premise. Even so, the joke has been repeated so often that some people dismiss it as painfully (7) ........... Others, however, would argue that its very predictability is part of its charm, since familiar jokes can still (8) .......... a smile precisely because they are so well known.

About Use of English Multiple Choice — Cambridge English C2

This is a Cambridge English C2 Use of English Multiple Choice exercise. Read the text and decide which word — A, B, C or D — best fits each of the 8 gaps.

Multiple Choice questions test your vocabulary in context: collocations, phrasal verbs, linking words and words with similar but slightly different meanings. Practising C2 exercises like this builds the instinct to choose the right option quickly in the real exam.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many questions does this C2 Multiple Choice exercise have?

It has 8 gaps, and each gap gives you four options (A–D) to choose from.

What does Cambridge Use of English Multiple Choice test?

It focuses on vocabulary in context — collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed phrases and words that look similar but are not interchangeable.

How can I get better at Multiple Choice?

Read widely, learn words together with the words they combine with, and always read the whole sentence — including the words after the gap — before choosing your answer.

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What to do

In this part, you read a text with eight gaps and choose the best word from four options to fit each gap.

Nothing prepares you for this test better than reading.

Read a lot. Candidates who often read in English (for work, for fun) find this part of the test manageable, while those who never read tend to find it very hard.

If you are 100% sure that two of the 4 choices are completely identical, then neither can be the answer. There is always only one word that fits grammatically and has the right meaning.

Usually the correct option will be part of a fixed phrase or collocation, a phrasal verb, a connector or the only word that fits grammatically in the gap.

Strategy

  1. Read the title and the whole text quickly to understand its general meaning before you attempt the task.
  2. Check the words before and after the gap.
  3. Choose the best option.
  4. When you have finished, read the text again with the words inserted to check that it makes sense.